katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus

katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus

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primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

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zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

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upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

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theartofmike:

Long ago, the giants crossed the sea…
I’m in the crowd that believes that the Last Giant, which is for most people, the first boss you fight in Dark Souls 2, is the same as the Giant Lord that you fight near the end of the game. Since you fight the Giant Lord in the past, and physically he’s very similar to the Last Giant, to me it makes sense. I might end up drawing more Dark Souls 2 bosses. Hopefully I pick one that doesn’t have such a pain in the rear texture to him next time!

theartofmike:

Long ago, the giants crossed the sea…

I’m in the crowd that believes that the Last Giant, which is for most people, the first boss you fight in Dark Souls 2, is the same as the Giant Lord that you fight near the end of the game. Since you fight the Giant Lord in the past, and physically he’s very similar to the Last Giant, to me it makes sense. I might end up drawing more Dark Souls 2 bosses. Hopefully I pick one that doesn’t have such a pain in the rear texture to him next time!

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serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

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datpastaasylum:

themrcreepypasta:

The Last Audio Post for Five Nights at Freddy’s that I promised. Sorry it took me so long to write. This is the serious last one and to prove it, It’s got the largest cast out of any of them and it was too big to upload in 1 swoop so it’s being broken into 2 parts. 

Part 1 Can be Found Here

Allison - thedarkmander

Michael - CreepyPastaKid

Chuck - datpastaasylum

Freddy - MrCreepyPasta

Bonnie - creepypastajr

Chica - trinathewolf

Foxy - wellheyproductions

The Manager - litterbot

The Girl from School - deadjosey 

The Newscaster - barnabasdeimos

Past Audios:

The Freddy Fazbear Band

The Bite of ‘87

The New Addition

I just wanna say this was a ton of fun! Everyone did such a great part, I hope to do this again!

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